Keegan's Journal

Random surveys for the win.
1. First name? Keegan.
2. Were you named after anyone? Kinda. My middle name's a family tradition amongst eldest sons - fifth or sixth generation, now. But not my first name.
3. When did you last cry? Fuck if I know.
4. Do you like your handwriting? Fuck no. I can't even read that shit.
5. What is your favourite lunch meat? ... pepperoni? I dunno.
6. Kids? I hope not.
7. If you were another person would you be friends with you? Probably not. I'm a dick.
8. Do you have a journal? Erm. No.
9. Do you use sarcasm alot? No, never. Honest. Ask Emma.
10. Do you still have your tonsils? I do believe so. Though it's possible I just wasn't born with any, I guess.
11. Would you bungee jump? I drink heavily, eat fast food almost non-stop, and have so much suppressed rage my blood pressure's through the roof. Obviously, I have no respect for my health. The answer is yes. In an instant.
12. What is your favourite cereal? Don't eat it. By the time I've woken up from my alcohol-induced, nightly stupor, it's too late to bother.
13. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Bloody Hell no. What do I look like? Someone who does things properly?
14. Do you think you are strong? No. But my brain muscle's better'n your brain muscle.
15. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Strawberry.
16. What size shoe? 12 or 13 men's.
17. Red or pink? Red. Definitely red.
18. What is your least favourite thing about yourself? Probably my looks. No, no, definitely my looks.
19. Who do you miss the most? The only woman I ever wish I hadn't said goodbye to.
20. Do you want everyone to send this back to you? I don't give a shit. I'm just giving myself something to do while I drink.
21. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing? Blue jeans, boot cut, 36 waist by 34 leg. And no shoes.
22. Last thing you ate? Cheap donuts and beer.
23. What are you listening to right now? "Ocean Land", by Orphaned Land. Fucking awesome song.
24. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? "Flesh". Just to kick up some controversy.
25. Favourite smell: My cologne and my deoderant. You know, the things that make sure I don't smell like B.O. France, take a fucking hint.
26. Who was the last person that you talked to on the phone? Fuck if I know. But I can guarantee they weren't calling for me.
27. The first thing you notice about people when you're attracted to them? Physically? Ass. Personally? A god damn brain.
28. Do you like the person that sent this to you? Only my best mormon bud! Master of Guitar Hero and best pot-lucker around!
29. Favourite drink: Beer.
30. Favourite sport: To watch? Probably hockey. To play? Floor hockey or maybe soccer.
31. Eye colour: Slate grey, moving into green.
32. Hat size: MAssive. BOW BEFORE MY INTELLECT, MERE MORTALS OF DEFINITE IQ.
33. Do you wear contacts? No. Glasses work fine for me.
34. Favorite food: Wings and beer.
35. Scary movies or happy endings? Neither. I always like a movie where the "good guy" gets fucked over and becomes all the more bitter for it. I think that's why I love "Chasing Amy" so much.
36. Last movie you watched at the theatre? "Da Vinci Code", I think.
37. What colour shirt are you wearing? Blue/white plaid.
39. Hugs or kisses? "Show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you..."
40. Favourite dessert: ... beer?
41. Who is most likely to respond? No one. It's a fucking LJ post.
42. Least likely to respond: Everyone. Especially those that don't know I have an LJ, and don't read it. So... most of my RL friends.
43. What books are you reading? None. Reading interferes with drinking.
44. What's on your mouse pad? Nothing. No mouse pad. Optical mouse.
45. What dd you watch on TV last night? Well, "last night" for me was 7:15 AM after I got home from a hot dog run to 7-11... so Blind Date.
46. Favourite sounds: silence in a darkened room.
47. Rolling Stones or Beatles: Neither. I'm not a big fan of the stones, and the Beatles can bite my shiny metal ass. With their bad, British teeth.
48. The furthest you've been from home? Assuming "home" means "where I was living at the time", Halifax from Calgary.
49. When and where you were born: February 27, 1989, in Drumheller, Alberta.

Current Mood: Antisocial
Current Music: Massive Attack - Black Milk

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